Snake Oil Salesmen - Alive and Well
by Paul Saulnier 8/3/08
Snake Oil Salesmen, Alive and Well
Recently, while thumbing through the Farmer's Almanac, I discovered that another American tradition lives on today: the art of the Snake Oil Salesman.
According to Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, snake oil originally came from China where it was used as a remedy for for inflamation and pain in rheumatoid arthritis, bursitis, and other similar conditions. A snake-oil salesman is defined as someone who tries to sell you something of no value.
From the almanac:
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